Top Ten in Doujin: March 2023

Things have been a bit hectic over at the playground lately (we had to get the sex swingset repaired after what we’ve come to call the “Great Furry Fiasco”, and we spent a fortnight cleaning the graffiti off the slip-and-slide) so we do apologize that we have not been delivering your recommended weekly allowance of hentai coverage. As so many poorly translated hentai heroines might say right before getting a massive cock in one of their holes, 「許して!」 I do not offer this apology empty-handed, of course. Once again we’ve collated the ten choicest doujin offerings to let you, the discerning reader, know what is hot in hentai this month. Check it out!

10. Girls Beat! Plus vs Evil Ayu

Popular long-running manga series Girls Beat! is all about an underground fighting tournament where men fight women (and tend to get dominated by them). In this issue, Kazuya, who fights to become stronger, goes toe-to-toe (and eventually dick-to-toe) with a big-breasted loli. If you ever fantasize about being physically and then sexually humiliated by a bratty girl, this is the manga for you.

Spoiler alert! There will be feet.

9. The Stray Cat of Belheim

If you’re a fan of the kind of CG H scenes you get in hentai RPGs but aren’t a fan of all the turn-based combat and dialogue you have to make it through to see them, then you might want to give The Stray Cat of Belheim a go. It’s a side-scrolling action game with combo-based combat, and includes not only the in-level H animations you would expect from the genre, but special event CG H scenes too!

Claw your way through hordes of enemies then take a break and watch your cute cat heroine get some tentacles in her special places! And it’s available in English!

Your cat girl is spoiled for choice in the ways she can get violated!

8. Luna in the Lewd Lost City

We have another official English release at number 8 (we really do live in a golden age of localized hentai) in the form of Luna and the Lewd Lost City. The game centers around RPG combat, with no pesky exploration or dialogue to get in the way of the action. 

During combat, the heroine can end up restrained in numerous ways, and if she doesn’t escape, it leads to cramping and muscle pain. Nah, I’m just kidding–it leads to violation. And there’s a fair variety of sexual “partners” on offer, from regular old humans to tentacle beasts, slimes, and more!

I wasn’t expecting to see a robot fucking a cat girl but at least she seemed to enjoy herself.

7. Countryside Life

If you want a break from all the fighting and non-consensual sex, why not spend some time in the country? As we all know, every young Japanese man has an aunt and uncle who live in the countryside with their beautiful collection of daughters. Each summer, they let him stay, but are often absent or at least neglectful to the point where they don’t notice him engaging in some wholesome cousin sex. 

Countryside Life is a game that puts you in the shoes of just such a young man, and you get to enjoy a summer of loving, as long as you treat your cousins right and get them in the mood to play. If you’ve always dreamed of sticking your dick in that sweet spot of family where it doesn’t quite feel like incest, but still feels kinda naughty, then this game is right in your wheelhouse.

I have to question what led to the bath being that color.

6. Domination Quest 2 -The Red and Black Beetles-

If you are a traditionalist and new ideas scare you, you might want to check out Domination Quest 2. The creators promise an “orthodox RPG”, so if you are on that side of the Great Schism and don’t hold with any of that papal nonsense, then this is sure to please. Collect monster girls to fight for you, and then have sex with them. 

This is part 2 of an ongoing story, so you’ll want to get the original Domination Quest if you crave the complete experience. This entry promises more vore than ever before, so if you want to befriend a slime monster who can swallow you whole, (as any good orthodox fellow does) then add this to your Easter list.

Hungry boy needs his feed.

5. Moaning Wood

We’re into the top 5, and the fifth best hentai experience you can have in the month of March is Moaning Wood. In this game you play as a monster hunter who’s bagged a nice prize–a legendary vampire girl. Unfortunately, you’re lost in a forest and must make it out before she gets loose. 

Naughty traps and rapey treasure chests await you on the path, leading to some sexy encounters for your bloodsucking traveling companion. The game has an easy mode, so if you want to collect all 19 CGs, you can do so without stressing too much about your gaming abilities. And this, like so many games on the list, is available in English. Gosh, we’re spoiled this month!

A lot of young men struggle with Moaning Wood, but if you get a tight enough grip on the issue and wrangle it thoroughly, you can often achieve the release you crave. 

4. Spectacled Sensei’s Reward Diary

It’s an educational offering at number 4 this month with a 3DCG video about a home tutor who really knows how to incentivize learning. Spectacled Sensei’s Reward Diary features 7 videos and 46 minutes of animation starring a young, demure lady teacher who’ll fill your study breaks with all sorts of sexy distractions. Sex education is every bit as important as math, after all. 

Our sensei here is voiced by Yuka Hinata, one of the most prolific hentai voice actresses out there, so you can be sure your sexual study fantasies are in safe hands. And tits!

If learning had been this fun when I was a teen, maybe I would be doing something worthwhile with my life.

3. Mage Kanade’s Futanari Dungeon Quest

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a young mage wandering into an dungeon must be in want of a futanari penis. Well, that’s exactly what Kanade gets in Mage Kanade’s Futanari Dungeon Quest, a 2D top-down action game by major doujin game developer dieselmine. As she explores the dungeon to try to find a solution to her new appendage problem, she’ll have to contend with numerous traps and monsters who are only too willing to take advantage of a newly be-dicked girl. Will Kanade make it to the end with her sanity–and desire to be cured–intact?

Girl-on-girl-with-dick action in all its glorious forms.

2. ECHICRA ~Ecchi & Craft~

ECHICRA is a game whose offerings are right there in the title – ecchi (sex) and craft (crafting). Personally, I love a good crafting system in a game. It’s one of those gameplay loops that really tickles my endorphin bone (endorphins come from bones, right?). Anyways, in ECHICRA you’ll play as an adorable anime loli who, along with her friends, gets transported to a world full of lewd creatures. You’ll have to craft tools such as pickaxes to navigate the environments while avoiding the many monsters who want nothing more than to fill you with their seed.

 There are instant violation animations for the creatures that attack you in the world, and there are additional sex scenes that can play out between the girls. While the characters are all 2D, the environment is rendered in 3D, making it a bit like a hentai side-scrolling Minecraft that lets you make sex toys. If that doesn’t sell it to you, I don’t know what will.

Just like early man, the first thing our heroine does after building shelter is masturbate.

1. Monster Black Market DLC

Here we are at number 1, and it’ll be a familiar title for anyone who’s an avid reader of our ranking articles. Monster Black Market got the number 2 spot in our Top 20 Doujin of 2022 list, and now its DLC has hit number 1 for March. That’s pretty impressive when you consider that everyone who bought it would have to own the original game too, which just goes to show how dang popular it is.

New features in this add-on include a dwarf named.…Barbara….who will remodel your slaves’ cells with torture devices that let you corrupt them even faster. You can also brainwash NPCs, and summon tentacles for some real fetish fun. If you don’t already own Monster Black Market and want the complete experience, you can get the original name with DLC included right here.

It’s a no-eyed, four-walled, sticky purple people feeler.

And there you have it–a veritable feast of horny fun. I hope you feel super informed about the state of hentai this month and can’t wait to tell all your coworkers about it at the water cooler. They’ll be so impressed! Hopefully it won’t be too long before our next offering is available, but remember we have daily lewdness on our Twitter account. And, if you like shooting the shit about adult games, manga, audio or video, then the DLsite Discord is the place to be. Catch you soon!