Hey there, friends! I’ve been doing a lot of kingdom-saving lately, but I had to stop. My hands and arms hurt. No, not because I’ve been indulging my strange Pants Feelings for the last game’s fishy princess – but because I’ve simply been gaming too damn hard. Sometimes it be like that, right? So in an effort to heal my hands while getting in a good j/o sesh or ten, I’ve opted for some top-of-the-line English-language hentai games as my rehab of choice! The keyboard control scheme means my hands won’t get stuck in controller-clutching position, and hey, there are worse places to fap than at your computer. At home, not at work. If you’re my boss, I promise I’m not playing hentai games at work. On the clock. Anyway, PORN!
Elf girl Yuria is out for a little stroll one day when she falls into a strange hole. It’s pink, fleshy, and it’s… loaded with bizarre tentacle monsters!? Man, when a relaxing hike goes wrong, it goes REALLY wrong. Luckily, our heroine is somewhat prepared… she brought along a deck of cards that you, the player, can use to move, fight, and hopefully, escape!
The card system is quite unique and adds an element of strategy. Though it’s mostly a guessing game, there are steps you can take to figure out what cards to use to maximize your actions. Or not. You can fail on purpose and let Yuria get jumped by the weird and wonderful creatures that populate the labyrinth. Big ones, small ones, one shaped like some kind of harness – it’s a veritable rogues gallery of tentacle types, and should you choose, Yuri can get violated by all of them! The poor girl. She should’ve known better than to… be… in a hentai game? I guess?
The keyword for this game is SLIMY. Cum, tentacle fluids, etc – things are gonna get slimier than the losing team on a late 90s kids’ game show. Our heroine delves into the depths of a dungeon, and along the way, she encounters all sorts of tricky traps and fiendish foes! Sounds pretty standard, right? Well, true, but this one plays more like the early iterations of a certain legendary, princess-rescuing action-fantasy franchise that’s been occupying most of my time lately. But with slugs and succubi instead of porcine goblins and leonine centaurs that send me running in terror the moment I notice one.
Exploration is important, as picking up different items is integral to finishing your quest. And if you happen to get assailed by something slippery along the way, it’ll be reflected in the pose art… and may affect your progression! So time those H scenes carefully. The hentai RPG fan’s conundrum is definitely in full force here: get the H scenes now, or stay unsullied and get the very best ones later on? But I guess that just means you’re spoiled for choice!
I know I mentioned keyboards before, but this is definitely one to play on a controller. It’s 2D hack-and-slash fun at its finest, so you’re going to need the dexterity! Join our futa heroine as she blasts her way AND her fat load through a mysterious fortress from which no one has ever returned. She has a variety of tricks up her sleeve, including double jumps, dashes, and even parries – and she’s going to need all of them.
The game has a very retro, but very detailed and pleasant-looking in-game pixel art style, and you’ll be eager to see all the fucky fun you can get up to with each enemy. Remember the main character’s dick? It’s not just for show – down an enemy, and she can use it on them! But if she herself falls, then her foes will have their way with her. Yep, that’s right – two H animations per enemy! And that’s on top of the various pose arts and CGs. Come for the weird, wacky hentai, stay for the fun, fast-paced gameplay – sounds like my kind of party, and probably yours, too!
Finally, we end on another game that’s just stuffed with variety. Stuffed even fuller than its heroes. That’s right, HEROES< because this game stars both a guy (Kageto) and a girl (Fuyoh) who can both get fucked in equal measure! Does that count as bi representation? Let’s pretend it does. Anyway, pick your preferred pound and jump on in for a ball-emptying, boob-bouncing boss gauntlet!
Longtime fans of hentai games will recognize that the boss fights are where some of the most intricate and unusual H scenes happen, so it’s unusual that more games don’t take this “Oops! All Bosses” approach. Buzama 2’s combat is relatively simple, much like the games that influenced it, but the art and animation are quite distinct, making for some colorful, energetic monster-slaying mayhem! Each boss has their own status effect such as brainwashing, petrification, and even… dessert transformation (!?)… that they can use on opponents, so find your favorite and get slashing! And remember, both hero AND heroine have their own H scenes for every opponent, so again, we stan a bisexual moment!
It’s not often we get such an action-heavy list of games, huh? Truly a shame, as I feel that fighting your way to your porn makes it all the more satisfying. Nothing quite lights up my reward centers like a tense boss battle followed by an INtense fetish scene. But let’s not discount games like Cage of Tentacles, either, because unique perspectives and control systems are also more than welcome additions to the crowded world of indie hentai. When it comes to anime girls fucking and getting fucked, the sky really is the limit… Which reminds me, my cramps are gone, so I’ve got some sky archipelagos to explore. See you next week!
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