Top Ten in Doujin: July 2023

Things are hotting up in Japan, with temperatures in the high 30s combining with the humidity to make the atmosphere as comfortable as a post-match locker room. It’s the perfect time of year to hide indoors with the air conditioning on and a fan blasting cool air in your face as you get hot and steamy for another reason: quality hentai! Yes, it’s time once again to look at the best of the new doujin content available. Grab a cold drink and jump in.

10. NejicomiSimulator Vol.5

The Nejicomi simulator series is all about thrusting and humping. There’s no plot or deep character stuff–just pick a girl, pick a setting, and get screwing. Enjoy the Live2D tiddy jiggle as you shove a massive member into a busty beauty with customizable skin tone. You can even share scenes directly to Twitter and export video from within the game.

If you’ve been longing to screw a day-glow pink goat girl, that option is open to you.

9. Last Town: Fall of Felixia

Last Town is a 2D top-down action game where an unassuming heroine must foil the nefarious plot of a powerful succubus, fighting through slimes, slugs, brigands and tentacle girls along the way. The gameplay is primarily hack-and-slash with weapon and armor upgrades available, and if you let your guard down the enemies will…take advantage, if you know what I mean.

It’s great when a game reminds you that the sun sets and rises while you’re hunched over your laptop in your bedroom with the curtains drawn.

8. Karryn’s Prison – Gym Trainer Side Job DLC

This add-on to the hugely popular Karryn’s Prison sees the titular prison warden become a personal trainer at the gym. While the main game is often based on the prisoners having their way with Karryn, this DLC puts her firmly in the driving seat of all the sexual action. There’s never been a better reason to start hitting the gym!

“Great job, but next time try for 10 more reps before you rest!”

7. Succubus Academia Expansion: The Thousand Faced Fox and the Telecommuting Priestess

Another expansion here at number 7, this time for 2021’s Succubus Academia. This add-on to the game about a school overrun by cum-squeezing succubi sees the protagonist reincarnated with the power of “thoughtography”. No idea what that is, but it sounds like a privacy violation. Can he turn the tables on the succubi or will he just become another victim? My money’s on the latter.

Sure, who isn’t turned on by a girl riding what seems to be an inflatable cactus?

6. Night Adventure

Take on the role of a man who can’t control his night-time urges in Night Adventure. Sneak into a girl’s room and do what you want to satisfy your needs…just be aware of the consequences of your actions, and be wary of waking her up.

I’m glad the game is accurately depicting my detachable penis, but I’m right-handed, dammit! Immersion LOST.

5. Aikagura

When a mass outbreak of ghostly beings known as ayakashi assails the kingdom of Totsuka, it’s up to fox girl Mitsuki to take on this new threat in this side-scrolling action game. Use a combination of slashing, parrying, and your inherent youkai fox abilities to defeat the hordes of enemies in your path.

In this scene, the heroine is passing through a giant frog monster’s digestive system. She seems to be enjoying it.

4. Handyman Legend

An out-of-work playboy decides to earn a living by being a handyman in this simple sex-’em-up simulator. Accept jobs through an app and be invited into the homes of three women–a college girl, a bossy office lady and a newlywed whose husband is conveniently away on business. Take advantage of the situation to flirt with the customer and unlock various sexual acts. Go from handyman to handsy-man and show them you have the perfect tool for the job!

It’s nice when you can make your gig-economy job app also act as your hookup app.

3. Saint Gear Force

Saint Gear Force is a game about the titular organization (who I assume chose their name by stabbing at random words in the dictionary) who fight bad guys and sometimes get raped, I guess. It all sounds a bit generic to me, which no doubt explains its massive popularity. I have to ask, though–are the cat ears a vital part of the combat gear or just a cosmetic attachment?

Surely not even a special agent with cyberpunk cat ears can withstand both tentacles and boob lasers!

2. Secret with Sophia

Secret with Sophia is Megami Soft’s follow-up to the hugely successful Konko (available to play here on HP!) places you in the shoes of a young lord of the manor, who discovers that his new household maid is none other than his childhood friend, Sophia. Develop your relationship along one of two lines–as master and servant, or as lovers. Both paths can lead to sex, and all that fun stuff is animated in Live2D and Sophia’s lines are fully-voiced. If you want to escape to a cozy country mansion and be spoiled by an obedient maid, this game will give you that for less than the cost of a large pizza. And much less than a hooker you have to pay to wear a maid costume.

I usually only play games with at least 25 different panty styles, but I’ll make an exception this time.

1. Teasing Train

It wouldn’t be a top ten list without a good dash of loli to ensure we can’t direct-link the article on Discord. And this month, a loli hit the number 1 spot! What a great achievement for someone so…nonspecifically aged for legal reasons. Teasing Train is, unsurprisingly, about teasing a girl on a train. Slowly escalate your activities until you can do pretty much anything, even moving the action to the station bathroom so you don’t have to rely on the bystander effect to get away with…whatever it is you’re going to do.

I’m assuming our protagonist is a hobbit, to be filming from this angle.

It’s crazy to think that we’re already halfway through the year. I for one can’t wait to find out what the rest of 2023 has in store for us all. I’ll be back with another listicle in August, and in the meantime you can make sure you’re following us on Twitter, assuming it still exists when this goes live, and chat with other perverts over on Discord. Adieu!