Hey there, Playground Pals! You may not know this about me, but I’m a 90s guy. Age-wise, yeah, but also in terms of my taste in hentai. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE my 2020s doujin content, but it’s hard to beat the classics! That said, I’ve decided to try anyway by taking a bit of a dive into the cavernous, rumbling depths of DLsite’s H game section! And don’t let the name fool you – they’ve got more than just games! In fact…
It doesn’t get much more classic than a Pink Pineapple production. It’s the studio behind some of the greatest hits of the 90s, like horror masterpiece Kawarazaki-ke no Ichizoku and the ultra-peppy Pia Carrot series, and is still going strong, if you can believe that! Let Love Me: Kaede and Suzu stand as proof…
That top-of-the-line voice acting! Those clear, bold colors! Animation loops that still look pretty great! All Pink Pineapple specialties, and all on full display here. And as for erotic content, don’t worry… you can trust the masters to deliver on that front, too. Strange devices lead to sexy times between class secretary Hayato and the two titular twins. Bunches of bondage, tons of toys, and yep, the sisters even kiss each other. I know what you want, and so does this anime. Prepare for… what’s the opposite of disappointment? Appointment? Prepare for that.
Here’s one for the sweethearts! Not often you hear that around here, is it? It’s usually all tentacles and firehose bukkake. But I Love You, as you may have guessed from the title, is yet another Pink Pineapple production about sweet, sweet love between sweet, sweet couples. This is the second volume, and includes three different stories to warm both your heart and your dangly bits!
The first two stories are about Akane and Icchan, a couple spending Christmas Day together. After some song lyrics get the pair thinking, Icchan finally shows his girlfriend how he really feels. Eight years later, in the second story, their love takes on a new shape. Finally, there’s “Fall in Love, Maiden”, about a girl named Mizuki who’s excited for her first time. She just might have to take a rain check, though… Either way, This is another beautiful anime that showcases the softer side of sex. And there’s nothing wrong with that once in a while!
Next we’ve got the game so nice, we wrote about it twice. Any fans of soft femdom in the house tonight? Or perhaps you’ve taken a bit too hard a look at Fuseli’s The Nightmare and found yourself wishing that little goblin was a sexy anime girl… Well gosh, have I got a treat for you – all the succubus-on-top delight you could ever want, in one convenient package!
You play as a young rich guy whose dad dies. Bummer! But there’s an upside. It turns out you’re also an incubus who gets to learn all about sex from your flamin’ hot succubus maids! Now that the family sex toy empire is your responsibility, you’ve got to learn the ropes! And vibrators. And rubber pussies. You’ve got no shortage of topics to go over, and all three of your quirky teachers have their own special teaching styles. Just know that of the three, Palmier is the best one, and you’re wrong if you disagree.
Next we’ll be diving into the choppy waters of sex after marriage. The couple that gets off together stays together, but sometimes, one of them strays instead… And with this combined set of ALICE SOFT’s A Housewife’s Healing Touch, you can enjoy both extremes to your black, deadened heart’s content!
Some of the sharper-eyed mommy-lovers out there may recognize the beautifully realistic art style of Homare, who’s well known for providing sexy illustrations for H games and beyond (hint: it rhymes with “Bire Bemblem”). And with ALICE SOFT taking the reins on production, you know you’re in for some high-quality fantasy pampering! Or an extremely dirty, NTR fuckfest! You know, whichever. I suggest playing both routes to get the absolute housewife-iest experience possible. Why say no to more porn?
I’ve saved the best for last. This one is a personal favorite, so much so that I own a VERY expensive figure of main heroine Kirie. The Bishoujo Mangekyou series’ incredible art and animation have earned it admiration all across the hentai world, but this particular entry earns the top spot in my personal ranking for one very good reason: vampire girls are hot.
You may have guessed from my blatant black metal references and subtle implications that I wear platform heels to concerts that I am a BIG fan of anime vampire girls, and Kirie checks all the boxes. Cute, rich, incomparably bitchy, and oh-so-THORSTY for blood, she scratches one of my strongest itches – and I suspect she’ll scratch a lot of yours, too. Take the role of Shigehiko, a teacher at her school, and see just what this dreamboat of an anime girl is hiding… Along the way, you’ll get to enjoy some of the genre’s best H scenes thanks to the spectacular art of Happoubijin. Just… fuckin’ play it, guys, You’ll see what I mean.
So there you go, a peek at the more professional side of the hentai industry. Pretty different from doujin, for sure, but the connective threads are definitely still there. And much like punk rock, sometimes you don’t need something spruced-up and shiny to get your fix. But hey, it’s there if you need it. And sometimes, you really, really need it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to give Bishoujo Mangekyou another playthrough. Kirie needs blood!!!!!!!!
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