Greetings, Playground Pals! We are indeed back from the dead with another spoooOOOoooky selection of games to help you jack your lantern this Halloween. And yes, we did use that pun last year. Fight me. Anyway, stick around at the end for a bit of a stinger to tease what’s coming on Hentai Playground – no one-eyed Sam Jacksons though, sorry.
Anyway, without further a-BOO, let the spooktacular commence!
We’ve covered this one before, and I’ll be honest — it doesn’t start out particularly spooky. Eerie, sure, but scary? Not so much. But vibes are a big part of Halloween as well, and this one’s got vibes to spare! You play as a tough-as-nails girl with a big dick and an even bigger gunblade. Hop, slash, and shoot your way through a maze-like walled city from which no one has ever returned… And hey, maybe put your heavy-hanging “secret weapon” to use along the way!
Aside from all the fast-paced hacking and slashing (including parries!), this game’s biggest draw is the sex. Wow, big surprise, a hentai game with sex. But whereas your standard sexy side-scroller is loaded with enemy-on-MC defeat sex, this one lets you turn the tables! Knock down your foes with one weapon, then set about teaching them a lesson with the other. Just as nature intended. You’ll encounter all manner of adversaries along the way, including succubi, spider monsters, and even ordinary mop girls. It’s fuck-or-be-fucked, and your only chance of solving the fortress’ secrets is to do a whole lot more of the former!
Alright, time for something a little more overtly scary. Every played the original Clock Tower? No? Okay, ever seen the original Gakkou no Kaidan? Also no? Man, you guys need some serious horror education. But anyway, combine those two great tastes and you get this game that sees you creeping through a spooky abandoned school at night. As you search for clues that’ll lead you out, you’ll have to run and hide from some spooky specters that are just as interested in fucks as they are in frights.
Of today’s selections, this is the one most likely to actually scare you. You’ll be wandering the darkened halls when suddenly – BAM – a picture frame falls. Nobody is truly immune to jump scares, after all. Nor are they immune to a good dick-sucking, which is what happens next, courtesy of the nice girl in the photo. Ghosts need love too. Chief among them Japanese favorites like Hanako, along with a red-clad, scissor-wielding woman (see what I mean about Clock Tower?) who’s more interested in what’s attached to your hips than in doing some snips. Think you can make it through the night with your life and purity intact? I double dare you to try.
Phasmophobia fans will find a lot to enjoy about this one, even despite the, uh, interesting English translation. You play as a paranormal investigator, and your job is to… investigate the paranormal. You do that by using different clues and objectives to figure out just what type of ghost you’re dealing with… and then you bust it! Which, incidentally, makes you feel good. Because you do it with sex.
There are 11 different spirits to fuck and suck, and they all do it in different ways. Once you know what you’re dealing with, get ready for a meating with the great beyond you won’t soon forget! Hanako makes another appearance here, along with a whole gaggle of other ghoulish girls. As of writing, the devs are planning to add even more content, so flip on your flashlight and get ready to investigate!
Sorry we’ve been away so long, but BIG things are happening on the Playground in the near future. The more observant among you may have noticed that we have a gallery now that’s slowly filling up with images, along with plans to add some other spicy stuff from across the pornographic spectrum! More games are on the way, along with ASMR, anime, and more! We hope you’re horny, because we want to make HP the place to be when your meat is in desperate need of a beating.
Anyway, Fappy Halloween! Hope you get scared stiff!
