Hello hello hello everyone! Things have been busy at the Playground, because as every local indie band on Earth might say, “big things coming soon…”. But we can’t go too long without offering you something new to play, can we? What kind of playground would we be if we didn’t have amusements galore? A shitty one, that’s what kind, so today we’re going to look at yet another avenue of erotic enjoyment that’s not often touched-on ‘round these parts: 3D-animated hentai. It’s rather rare, after all, and with good reason: it’s a bitch to make. A bitch to make WELL, at least, as indicated by the ocean’s worth of shitty video game SFM content. So we thought we’d introduce you to this rarest of delicacies with some of the best examples DLsite’s got, made by some real experts. Experts at making you HORNY! And also at 3D animation and stuff. Have a taste, why don’t you?
You may be wondering something along the lines of “but real women exist; why do I need 3D hentai”? First of all, weird question to get from someone reading a Hentai Playground article, but the answer is simple: the unreality of it. Porn actors are actors, after all, but if the whole scenario exists within a game, then it really makes the characters come to life. Also, you can make bigger tits and stronger nuts than would ever be possible in the real world… like in this work, Sisters’ Sexual Circumstances!
Picture it: Your brother has a hot wife, who has a hot little sister. Both of these girls want to fuck you. They get their wish. And that’s all there is to it. The 3D maestros at studio Umemaro 3D always take simple porn concepts to the next level, and this bit of classic NTR fuckery is no exception. Your sibling’s spouse is quite well-endowed, but her little sis is no slouch, either (Get it? Because they’d have back problems IRL?), and they’re both positively itching to find out what, exactly, that dick do. I’ll give you a preview: slip between those giant knockers and bust all over the place, slide between the little sister’s legs before ramming inside her at full force, and SO MUCH MORE. Just… SO much more. 3D hentai also means nobody gets tired.
Take a look at the cover and title of this one and guess what happens. I dare you. Yes, this cute schoolgirl does indeed have her first sexual experience. Her parents aren’t home, you see, but her boyfriend is over. She’s a little nervous about their first “unsupervised” hangout, but you, the boyfriend, will be gentle, right? RIGHT?
But seriously, she is pretty cute, isn’t she? We’ve got the top-of-the-line 3D modelers over at studio tetsugoushi to thank for that. Look at the way the fabric falls over (and off!) her body. Watch her lifelike expressions change as things start to get heated. Marvel at the way her hair bounces up and down with every thrust of her boyfriend’s hips, even. The uncanny valley gets a little narrower every day, huh? If your first time wasn’t so great, or maybe hasn’t even happened yet, this video could be just the thing to help you make an exciting new memory. Or inflate your expectations beyond what’s reasonable. Either way, satisfaction guaranteed.
I’ve had two tutors in my life: an elderly Italian man and an unevenly tan woman shaped like a bowling pin. So yeah, they could’ve been hotter. I mean, the latter did give me Pokemon cards as a reward, but even that doesn’t compare to what Spectacled Sensei’s offering. Finish your math homework? BOOM, blowjob. Finish this week’s required reading for English? BANG, you get to have sex with her. Memorize the favorite colors and birds of every Hapsburg monarch? SQUELCH, you… get to stick your dick in her armpit. Cool. I appreciate that she’s down for whatever will motivate you, at least.
This is actually supposed to work as a bit of a reward for you too, by the way. Sure, you can play each video whenever you want, but where’s the fun in that? How about loading up, say, the titjob video after finishing up a long project at work? There’s no reason her motivating talents have to remain in the realm of fiction. And playing along just makes it hotter, anyway… Add in some top-quality textures and animations, along with character modeling that fits neatly into the moist crevasse between anime and IRL, and I’d say you’ve found a new favorite treat. I myself play the handjob scene every time I successfully complete a goddamn phone call in this, the year of our lord, 2023.
What’s that? Pressing a “play” button isn’t enough playing for a playground? Fear not, for we’ll be finishing off this 3D extravaganza with something a little more interactive – Emilia’s Playroom! Studio marmalade*star has quite a long history with 3D hentai, stretching all the way back to 2011 and mostly featuring To-LOVEru parodies. Emilia’s Playroom features the return of their first original character, and is by far their greatest work yet.
The titular playroom, which is set up like a rather eerie hotel, works a bit like an old 90s collectathon platformer – each door leads you to a different world, and each world has its own little quirks that affect the action. Maybe you’ll get whisked away to a Mediterranean resort, where you and Emilia have sex… or perhaps you’ll visit the local lap pool, where you and Emilia… have sex again. And you know what, that’s fine. How you play means more than what you play, and let me tell you, each world has loads of unique locations in which to get your freak on. You can also customize Emilia’s hair color, view scenes from different angles, and make the player character transparent so the action is on full display. Now that’s what I call a playroom. It’s no Playground, of course, but it’ll do.
Well? Did you enjoy your trip to a whole new dimension of hentai pleasure? I know I did. Again and again, possibly to the point of needing medical attention. Hopefully you waited until you finished reading this to get started, though, but I can’t blame you if you didn’t. In the otaku sense, this is still 2D content, but the 3D style brings a unique new charm to the concept of “masturbating to women who don’t actually exist”. It’s like they’re there, but not! Realistic unreality! Wow, the future of pornography is here! Anyway, I’m gonna go bust another fat load to that schoolgirl from entry #2. That’s it. There’s no joke here. Listicle over, go away.
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