Hey everyone. I’m feeling kind of a post-vacation lull at the moment, having just come back to work after Golden Week. It would a great time to phone in the article for the week, especially since we lost most of the working week… but we couldn’t do that to you guys! We know you love nothing more than scrolling through thousands of finely crafted words that keep you informed on the current state of the doujin hentai world. So here we are with another monthly ranking. If you didn’t buy at least one of these works in April, then you need to get with the times, man.
EP Scarlet War Maiden is a pixel art RPG and – get this – it’s *alingual*. Excuse me? Put your tongue where now? NO – it means it doesn’t need you to understand any language in order to play it. Isn’t that neat? Accessibility comes to H games – what a time to be alive. I’m not sure exactly what the game is about but the art is nice, isn’t it? It kind of reminds me of early 90s point and click adventure games.
Now I have to be really positive, since this is one of DLsite’s very own DLsite Official Translations (and those guys work HARD). If you’re into well-toned bodies getting beaten up, you’ve probably been yearning for an official release like this one. This manga follows a fight between the “undefeated” Touka and one of her former opponents, who’s back for revenge. A slight lapse in judgment leads her to fall foul of the man, and you can pretty much imagine what happens next. Or just look at the preview images. Anyway, since it’s DLsite, you know the translation has been polished to a fine sheen. Just like the heroine’s breasts!
Here we have more pixel art in this simulation game about running a farm where you raise….women. Yes, it’s every bit as disturbing as it sounds! Buy the “pigs” that *pigue* (hehe) your interest from the shop, and then put them to work at your farm. You can customize their clothing, and you can even peek on them as they serve your clients. Unlock more “pigs” by completing challenges. Become the greatest pig farmer out there!
We have yet more pixel art for you this month with BUZAMA, an action game where you fight against evil weird sex monsters. The game’s main draw is that the main content revolves around its 7 bosses, which can be fought in any order, and each cater to specific fetishes, from “humiliating photoshoot” to “voluptuous mommyfication”. Now, I don’t know what that is, but I’m definitely down to find out. The battles are simplified to “attack” and “jump”, so you don’t have to be a no-hit Elden Ring speedrunner to enjoy the good stuff.
Finally we get to the top spot and, yes, once again, we have more pixel art. I dunno – maybe there was something in the air last month. But I’m not complaining – you can do a lot with those little pixels. Besides, I’m professionally obliged to say nice things about DLsite’s official translations. Rignetta is an RPG jam-packed with sexy grapple animations, slimy lesbians and teasing tentacles. Over the course of the game, you can fill your once-deserted home base with the monster girl “acquaintances” you make during your journey. After all, what’s a little violation between friends?
I’ll be seeing pixels in my dreams tonight…
Once again we reach the end of our list for another month. Did you see anything you liked? If not, I’m sure we have more in the back. You just need to rummage around a bit – just be careful of the tentacle beast. He hasn’t been fed in a while. We’ll be back next week with another article (so long as no major disaster befalls), and back next month with a look at the rankings for May. Stay tuned!
